The AA

I am now in the Little Chef car park in Dolgellau I should be speaking at a meeting of the Porthmadog Parochial Church Council but I'm not.

I'd rather be there than here waiting for the AA man to come and fix my car. I like AA men. They are always nice to me when my cars break down. My cars break down often.

To date, I've never been assisted by an AA lady.That is except for the AA lady that took my call.

I'm amusing myself now by calculating whether it takes the AA man as long to get here as it took me to pronounce "DOLGELLAU" with sufficient clarity to indicate where I am.